- The Feces Carcharias (Shit Shark) is the only land shark; and is indiginous to St Petersburg, Florida.
Today, I am introducing a new species, Feces Carcharias. Also known as the Shit Shark, it is the only shark that can live on land; and is indiginous to St Petersburg, Florida. Although headquartered in St Pete, Shit Sharks have been spotted as far north as Ohio and as far west as Texas. Like other shark species, it is carniverous favoring the human anus and rectum. Reports have revealed in more aggressive attacks, it has been know to devour the human colon. Next week’s program will feature one such survivor who narrowly escaped with his life; and now wears a shit bag. Beware the Shit Shark!!!