Poor Titan has had a rough day.  Last night he started holding his tail close to his body as if he was in pain.  He had this happen about two years ago.  We thought that he and Max had played too rough causing Titan (Tinky Winky as we relate it to the faggot Tella Tubby with the sore butt) to hurt his tail.  The vet had to express his anal glands and gave him some pain meds.  Today’s vet visit was two years ago revisited.  Dr. Blanchard put the gloves on and stated that he needed to express Titan’s anal glands and remarked that it would smell nasty.  Theresa, my sister who was with me, immediately excused herself to step outside for a smoke.  She, the Big T, who is known for her iron stomach couldn’t handle the day’s biological incident.  They ended up taking poor Titan to the back and sparing us the smelly mess.  Theresa’s puppy, Army Ranger, who is now five months old sacrificed his manhood today by donating his balls to the Spay and Neuter Clinic AKA Snip ‘N Clip.  After leaving our vet with Titan and his poor sore butt, we went to pick up the groggy and now no-nads Army.  Titan must have been having flashbacks to his own snipping and clipping as he gave Army one hell of a sniff over.  Theresa pointed out that at least Titan could take his mind off of his sore ass while commiserating with Army over his missing balls.  Tonight Army Ranger is sleeping off the effects of his loss while Titan still has a sore butt.  Poor babies!!!

Until next time…