BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!

• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-16 #
• @Mongoose_Q Glad to entertain you, sir! <smile> in reply to Mongoose_Q #
• ABC Sex: Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas #
• @pgnimmo Oh, it wasn’t my state of affairs, it came from a joke e-mail list. LOL in reply to pgnimmo #
• Michael Felps advertising for Subway? Very interesting! #
• @wa4wga Yeahg, he seems to like the turkey sandwich. I figured they’d nail him for partying. Not worse than Tiger. <LOL> in reply to wa4wga #
• Checking out 24 Season 8. Awesome thus far! #
• @thinlizzy159 Damn straight! At least for me and @msippi. Not sure about @arush. in reply to thinlizzy159 #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-15 #

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• RT @Historyday: Thie first Super Bowl was held on this day in 1967 in Los Angeles where the Green Bay Packers beat the Kansas City Chiefs 35 #
• @darrell You can change the Qwitter keystrokes to whatever suits your needs. in reply to darrell #
• @darrell Glad to hear that. woof woof in reply to darrell #
• Need a Dropbox account where you can share files with friends and your other computers? Go here! http://bit.ly/6b22Hx #
• George Carlin’s Greatest Moment http://bit.ly/4sIRo1 #
• @poetprodigy7 There’s gotta be some sexual tention there. LOL in reply to poetprodigy7 #
• @def_leppard Love your stuff. We have you in our hair metal rotation at http://www.livingontheedgeradio.com. Wanna get rocked? Go listen! in reply to def_leppard #
• Why is a cheerleader like a
  tampon? They’re both stuck up bitches! #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-13 #
• We’re standing at the bus stop and some smells like a fucking dead rotten fish. Peeeeewwwwwww! #
• @shanedavidson20 Yeah, it was her with a shopping cart. Homeless to boot. It didn’t board the bus, thank God! in reply to shanedavidson20 #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-13 #
• We’re standing at the bus stop and some smells like a fucking dead rotten fish. Peeeeewwwwwww! #
• @shanedavidson20 Yeah, it was her with a shopping cart. Homeless to boot. It didn’t board the bus, thank God! in reply to shanedavidson20 #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-12 #
• Getting sch
  ool stuff accomplished. It’s only the first week though! *groan* #
• Getting ready to head out the door to pick up some meds and other stuff. It’s Wingsday Wednesday too! Woo hoo! #
• Sitting at Hooters ready to chow down on some wings! #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-11 #
• @lexandttery the L & T What Goes On In Vegas Stays In Vegas Huddle #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-10 #
• @lexandttery The No Fun League Bowl #
• @lexandterry The No Fans Only Advertisers Bowl #
• @lexandterry The L@T Fuck You Bowl #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-09 #
• @joshbrn No, it’s cool! Just like you! LOL in reply to joshbrn #
• Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, dark brown the least sensitive. #
• @pgnimmo I am, but @msippi is as warped as I am. in reply to pgnimmo #
• Caution, eating pussy is like driving in the snow. If you don’t slow down, and pay attention, u can slide into the arsehole in front of you. #
• By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand. #
• @mitmee_pie Check under your chair and table. Usually, it bounces where it’s underneath something… in reply to mitmee_pie #
• @CitizenKurt Nice answer! That’s telling them! in reply to CitizenKurt #
• On this day in 1861 Florida seceded from the Union. #
• Each 5 m.p.h. you drive over 60 m.p.h. is like paying an additional $.10 a gallon for gas. #
• Today is 1/10/10 — a binary number. Tomorrow is 1/11/10, also binary. No more binaries for 100 years. The last we’ll see. #
• Actually, 01/10/11 and 01/11/11 are also binary. #
• @ezziejc If your hardware did not change, no it does not. If it’s another computer and you activate, yes. in reply to ezziejc #
• @fastfinge Hey, don’t forget about waking up, sleeping and eating… in reply to fastfinge #
• Looks like the Patriots are gonna get their asses kicked, but the game’s only starting. Going to go enjoy the game! #
• @ezziejc You’re welcome! Glad to help. in reply to ezziejc #
• @fastfinge Mine too! Also, I’m bored! yeah, get out of the frigging house for once! in reply to fastfinge #
• @pgnimmo That’s a hell of a good question! <smile> in reply to pgnimmo #

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• Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-08 #
• @arush check your e-mail for a dropbox folder share invite… #
• Jesse Ventura SCARES OFF Fox News Anchor: http://bit.ly/6r9ub9 #
• If you need a Dropbox account to sync files with your computers, go here! https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTM3Njc1ODg5 #
• @BVNP If it were, you could call it canyon cunt. in reply to BVNP #
• @heatherrain I haven’t played that game in a long time. in reply to heatherrain #
• @robdz Turn off keyboard echo by pressing insert+f2, make sure default.jcf is loaded, then alt+s, users, keyboard in reply to robdz #
• @robdz It’s a pain in the ass to get to, but that’s how it’s done. in reply to robdz #
• In 1980, the city of Detroit presented Saddam Hussein with a key to the city. #
• Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Let her find out on her own that she’s made a really bad mistake. #
• “I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?” #
• Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because there are twenty of them. #
• How can you identify the Polock at a Cock fight? He’s the one who brought the duck. #
• The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. #
• How can you identify the Italian at the Cock fight? He’s the one who bets on the duck. #
• How can you tell if the Mafia is involved in the Cock fight? If the duck wins, they are. #
• What’s worse than an achy breaky heart? an itchy bitchy wife! #
• What’s the difference between a police car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside #
• Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It’s called Trydixagain. #
• A woman should not marry a basketball player because they dribble when they shoot. #

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