BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-17

Wil — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-16 #
@Mongoose_Q Glad to entertain you, sir! in reply to Mongoose_Q #
ABC Sex: Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas #
@pgnimmo Oh, it wasn’t my state of affairs, it came from a joke e-mail list. LOL in reply to pgnimmo #
Michael Felps advertising for Subway? Very interesting! #
@wa4wga Yeahg, he seems to like the turkey sandwich. I figured they’d nail him for partying. Not worse than Tiger. in reply to wa4wga #
Checking out 24 Season 8. Awesome thus far! #
@thinlizzy159 Damn straight! At least for me and @msippi. Not sure about @arush. in reply to thinlizzy159 #

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-16

Wil — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-15 #

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-15

Wil — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

RT @Historyday: Thie first Super Bowl was held on this day in 1967 in Los Angeles where the Green Bay Packers beat the Kansas City Chiefs 35 #
@darrell You can change the Qwitter keystrokes to whatever suits your needs. in reply to darrell #
@darrell Glad to hear that. woof woof in reply to darrell #
Need a Dropbox account where you can share files with friends and your other computers? Go here! http://bit.ly/6b22Hx #
George Carlin’s Greatest Moment http://bit.ly/4sIRo1 #
@poetprodigy7 There’s gotta be some sexual tention there. LOL in reply to poetprodigy7 #
@def_leppard Love your stuff. We have you in our hair metal rotation at http://www.livingontheedgeradio.com. Wanna get rocked? Go listen! in reply to def_leppard #
Why is a cheerleader like a
tampon? They’re both stuck up bitches! #

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-14

Wil — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-13 #
We’re standing at the bus stop and some smells like a fucking dead rotten fish. Peeeeewwwwwww! #
@shanedavidson20 Yeah, it was her with a shopping cart. Homeless to boot. It didn’t board the bus, thank God! in reply to shanedavidson20 #

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-14

Wil — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-13 #
We’re standing at the bus stop and some smells like a fucking dead rotten fish. Peeeeewwwwwww! #
@shanedavidson20 Yeah, it was her with a shopping cart. Homeless to boot. It didn’t board the bus, thank God! in reply to shanedavidson20 #

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-13

Wil — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-12 #
Getting sch
ool stuff accomplished. It’s only the first week though! *groan* #
Getting ready to head out the door to pick up some meds and other stuff. It’s Wingsday Wednesday too! Woo hoo! #
Sitting at Hooters ready to chow down on some wings! #

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-12

Wil — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-11 #
@lexandttery the L & T What Goes On In Vegas Stays In Vegas Huddle #

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-11

Wil — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-10 #
@lexandttery The No Fun League Bowl #
@lexandterry The No Fans Only Advertisers Bowl #
@lexandterry The L@T Fuck You Bowl #

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-10

Wil — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-09 #
@joshbrn No, it’s cool! Just like you! LOL in reply to joshbrn #
Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, dark brown the least sensitive. #
@pgnimmo I am, but @msippi is as warped as I am. in reply to pgnimmo #
Caution, eating pussy is like driving in the snow. If you don’t slow down, and pay attention, u can slide into the arsehole in front of you. #
By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand. #
@mitmee_pie Check under your chair and table. Usually, it bounces where it’s underneath something… in reply to mitmee_pie #
@CitizenKurt Nice answer! That’s telling them! in reply to CitizenKurt #
On this day in 1861 Florida seceded from the Union. #
Each 5 m.p.h. you drive over 60 m.p.h. is like paying an additional $.10 a gallon for gas. #
Today is 1/10/10 — a binary number. Tomorrow is 1/11/10, also binary. No more binaries for 100 years. The last we’ll see. #
Actually, 01/10/11 and 01/11/11 are also binary. #
@ezziejc If your hardware did not change, no it does not. If it’s another computer and you activate, yes. in reply to ezziejc #
@fastfinge Hey, don’t forget about waking up, sleeping and eating… in reply to fastfinge #
Looks like the Patriots are gonna get their asses kicked, but the game’s only starting. Going to go enjoy the game! #
@ezziejc You’re welcome! Glad to help. in reply to ezziejc #
@fastfinge Mine too! Also, I’m bored! yeah, get out of the frigging house for once! in reply to fastfinge #
@pgnimmo That’s a hell of a good question! in reply to pgnimmo #

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-09

Wil — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Wil’s Tweets for 2010-01-08 #
@arush check your e-mail for a dropbox folder share invite… #
Jesse Ventura SCARES OFF Fox News Anchor: http://bit.ly/6r9ub9 #
If you need a Dropbox account to sync files with your computers, go here! https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTM3Njc1ODg5 #
@BVNP If it were, you could call it canyon cunt. in reply to BVNP #
@heatherrain I haven’t played that game in a long time. in reply to heatherrain #
@robdz Turn off keyboard echo by pressing insert+f2, make sure default.jcf is loaded, then alt+s, users, keyboard in reply to robdz #
@robdz It’s a pain in the ass to get to, but that’s how it’s done. in reply to robdz #
In 1980, the city of Detroit presented Saddam Hussein with a key to the city. #
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Let her find out on her own that she’s made a really bad mistake. #
“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?” #
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because there are twenty of them. #
How can you identify the Polock at a Cock fight? He’s the one who brought the duck. #
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. #
How can you identify the Italian at the Cock fight? He’s the one who bets on the duck. #
How can you tell if the Mafia is involved in the Cock fight? If the duck wins, they are. #
What’s worse than an achy breaky heart? an itchy bitchy wife! #
What’s the difference between a police car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside #
Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It’s called Trydixagain. #
A woman should not marry a basketball player because they dribble when they shoot. #