- It’s easy for you to be clever and amaze your friends and work… More for Sagittarius http://bit.ly/79sZN #
- @Brandon_h You’ll have to fuck with the speaker arrangement in control panel. Your music will sound fine after getting the right setup. in reply to Brandon_h #
- RT @FunnyJoker In my spare time I like to smear dog shit on braille signs. #
- RT @FunnyJoker There is a fine line between a cuddle and holding someone down whilst you try and remove their clothes. #
- RT @FunnyJoker What does a virgin and jesus have in common? They both bleed when they are getting nailed #
- RT @FunnyJoker What do you call the sweat on your body after you’ve screwed your own sister?
Relative humidity. #
- RT @FunnyJoker What does a indian do after a shower? Puts his umbrella away. #
- RT @FunnyJoker What do you call a 16 year old redneck girl without a baby? Infertile. #
- RT @FunnyJoker If you drink and drive you’re a fucking idiot, But if you make it home you’re a fucking legend. #
- RT @FunnyJoker Thought of the day……what would farts sound like if rectums had lisps? #
- RT @FunnyJoker Quite ironic the new Micheal Jackson movie has a parental guidance rating #
- RT @FunnyJoker The first man to milk a cow must have been a sick and perverted man indeed! #
- RT @FunnyJoker I hate it when people say “Oh, I’m a vegetarian except for fish”.
Yeah? And I’m a non-smoker except for cigarettes #
- I think my girlfriend’s cheating on me – she keeps shouting another guy’s name during sex. When I see this Jesus prick I’m gonna kill him. #
- Previous tweet from @funnyjoker #
- @nick6489 Somebody bitched about the blind jokes, and it pushed his buttons. Loved it! in reply to nick6489 #
- Free Chicken from KFC Today http://bit.ly/MxQsf #
- @nick6489 He’s cool. I have an individual timeline set up for him in Qwitter. Fucking sweet! in reply to nick6489 #
- RT @dealnews 35% off CAT5e cables at PC Micro Store: Deals from $1 + free shipping – http://dealnews.com/326126-tw #
- RT @windowslive Try these keyboard shortcuts in #WinLive Hotmail: http://bit.ly/cqzbB (thanks, @vasudevg for the community post!) ^MS #
- RT @CNETNews Microsoft to open up Outlook data format http://bit.ly/QFgDn #
- @creepyblindy don’t respond to that message. If you look at the time stamp, it is +8 hours from GMT. in reply to creepyblindy #
- RT @OneMicrosoftWay Microsoft closing Office 2010 Technical Preview – http://arst.ch/994 #
- RT @FunnyJoker Roses are red,Violets are blue…..No actually I think you’ll find violets are violet you cunts #
- RT @FunnyJoker My girlfriend is a feminist.Which basically means she finds sexist jokes utterly abhorrent until one is made about men #
- Yet Another Open Source Android Screenreader: http://spiel.thewordnerd.info/ <great news..unless you’re Freedom Scientific…> #
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