{"id":10,"date":"2008-04-29T16:31:24","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T20:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=10"},"modified":"2008-05-03T11:44:17","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T15:44:17","slug":"night-bite-of-the-green-snake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/night-bite-of-the-green-snake\/","title":{"rendered":"Night Bite of the Green Snake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dreams can be very fascinating.\u00a0 It always amazes me when I have a dream that is bad enough to\u00a0be considered\u00a0a nightmare, waking up from at the worst part; yet I stay asleep and dream through it all.\u00a0 Last night I dreamt about being bitten by a green snake.\u00a0 In the dream I was relaxing in the grass when I felt the presence of something slithering across me.\u00a0 Even though I tried to remain still, my body began to shake with fear that I was not able to control.\u00a0 I saw the green snake on the ground near my left shoulder; then felt it slither across my upper body; and stop at the right side of my neck.\u00a0 I felt needle pricks in the side of my neck; more than once as if it bit me a few times in quick succession.\u00a0 Mind you, I did not wake up at this point.\u00a0 After it finished biting me, it slithered away.\u00a0 The rest of my dream was in an unfamiliar place with all people who were strangers to me.\u00a0 I told someone that a snake had bitten me and was rushed to the ER.\u00a0 I\u00a0wandered around this hospital place aimlessly as if nobody knew I was there.\u00a0 \u00a0 I told a lady in a white nurse&#8217;s uniform that I had been bitten by a snake and felt like I was having difficulty breathing.\u00a0 She looked at me with an expression of shock on her face and took me to an exam room.\u00a0 As is the case with all weird and disjointed dreams,\u00a0there is a man sitting in the exam room with me stating that he needed a DNA sample and promptly masturbated in front of me catching his sample in some of that gauzy bluish gray tape used to wrap your arm after giving a blood donation.\u00a0 I declined to give up my sample and told him that I wasn&#8217;t in the mood right then.\u00a0 All of this dream perversion and I never did awaken.\u00a0 I swear that I did not take any weird drugs, like acid, before going to bed.\u00a0 I had nothing to\u00a0eat after supper.\u00a0 It had nothing to do with the dominatrix discussion held in Ventrillo.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t watch SVU last night; but maybe I have been watching too much\u00a0CSI.\u00a0 Sickman, I mean, Sigmund Freud would have a\u00a0field day\u00a0with all of the phallic related subject matter in my dream.\u00a0 Maybe, it was simply a night bite and nothing more.\u00a0 Whatever the case, it has hung onto me all day the way that most nightmares do.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Until next time&#8230;<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreams can be very fascinating.\u00a0 It always amazes me when I have a dream that is bad enough to\u00a0be considered\u00a0a nightmare, waking up from at the worst part; yet I stay asleep and dream through it all.\u00a0 Last night I dreamt about being bitten by a green snake.\u00a0 In the dream I was relaxing in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-10","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-dreams-and-night-demons","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-a","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}