{"id":101,"date":"2009-01-11T23:59:59","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T03:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=101"},"modified":"2009-01-11T23:59:59","modified_gmt":"2009-01-12T03:59:59","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-01-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-01-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-01-11"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>@24Fans: The leak looks like an inside job; I hope the leaker gets his\/her ass burned b y FOX!  Fuckers!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111487435\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>5 hours and 2 minutes til &#8217;24&#8217;!!  WooHoo!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111489175\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames @arush: Be ready in the &#8217;24&#8217; Drinking Game room!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111611164\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames: You can&#8217;t shit anymore!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111613752\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames:  Jizz in your pants!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111625104\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames: DNA &#8211; let&#8217;s play Samples R Us; Call in the CSI. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111637849\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames:  I&#8217;m going to watch that.  Get out the baby wipes. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111652372\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames: During &#8217;24&#8217;.  LOL!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111653970\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@Liamerven:  Hell yeah!!  Watch tonight!!! It won&#8217;t mess it up for you. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111656474\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames: For the first commercial break.  Right? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111659015\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames:  Too bad, Jack Bauer first. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111663669\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@reevesman: They come in handy when a post-sex shower is unavailable.  They&#8217;re not just for babies anymore.  LOL!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111695182\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>2 hours and 58 minutes till &#8217;24&#8217;. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111706471\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How about:  &#8216;Do you lick or scrape?&#8217;  The middle of an Oreo cookie that is.  LOL!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111713179\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames:  If it&#8217;s crunchy, I&#8217;m ruuning faster and longer than Forrest Gump. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1111714590\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@24Fans: The leak looks like an inside job; I hope the leaker gets his\/her ass burned b y FOX! Fuckers!! # 5 hours and 2 minutes til &#8217;24&#8217;!! 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