{"id":12,"date":"2008-05-02T23:48:58","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T03:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=12"},"modified":"2009-01-16T16:28:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T20:28:00","slug":"tinky-winky-has-a-sore-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/tinky-winky-has-a-sore-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Tinky Winky Has A Sore Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Poor Titan has had a rough day.\u00a0 Last night he started holding his tail close to his body as if he was in pain.\u00a0 He had this happen about two years ago.\u00a0 We thought that he and Max had played too rough causing Titan (Tinky Winky as we relate it to the faggot Tella Tubby with the sore butt) to hurt his tail.\u00a0 The vet had to express his anal glands and gave him some pain meds.\u00a0 Today&#8217;s vet visit was two years ago revisited.\u00a0 Dr. Blanchard put the gloves on and stated that he needed to express Titan&#8217;s anal glands and remarked that it would smell nasty.\u00a0 Theresa, my sister who was with me, immediately excused herself to step outside for a smoke.\u00a0 She, the Big T, who is known for her iron stomach couldn&#8217;t handle the day&#8217;s biological incident.\u00a0 They ended up taking poor Titan to the back and sparing us the smelly mess.\u00a0 Theresa&#8217;s puppy, Army Ranger, who is now five months old sacrificed his manhood today by donating his balls to the Spay and Neuter Clinic AKA Snip\u00a0&#8216;N Clip.\u00a0 After leaving our vet with Titan and his poor sore butt, we went to pick up the\u00a0groggy and now no-nads Army.\u00a0 Titan\u00a0must have been having flashbacks to his own snipping and clipping\u00a0as he gave Army one hell of a sniff over.\u00a0 Theresa pointed out that at least Titan could take his mind off of his sore ass while commiserating with Army over his missing balls.\u00a0 Tonight Army Ranger is sleeping off the effects of his loss while Titan still has a sore butt.\u00a0 Poor babies!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Until next\u00a0time&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Titan has had a rough day.\u00a0 Last night he started holding his tail close to his body as if he was in pain.\u00a0 He had this happen about two years ago.\u00a0 We thought that he and Max had played too rough causing Titan (Tinky Winky as we relate it to the faggot Tella Tubby [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,4,9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-12","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-humorous-side-of-life","7":"category-life-and-times","8":"category-titan-and-max","9":"h-entry","10":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-c","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}