{"id":379,"date":"2009-04-03T21:40:24","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T01:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=379"},"modified":"2009-04-03T21:40:24","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T01:40:24","slug":"bladeless-picture-for-april-3-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/bladeless-picture-for-april-3-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Bladeless: Picture for April 3, 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Our office ceiling fan shit a blade around 5:45AM on April 3, 2009<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

Around 5:45 this morning, the dogs shot out of our room like bullets barking like banchies.\u00a0 Wil got up to check it out and said that the ceiling fan in the office was rattling, so he turned it off.\u00a0 I got up myself and went to take a look – mother fucker only had three blades.\u00a0 Our blind asses didn’t find the missing blade until this afternoon.\u00a0 It had been flung across the office landing behind the vertical window blinds.\u00a0 Thank God Home Depot carries replacement parts.\u00a0 And, it was two days late to be an April Fools prank.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Our office ceiling fan shit a blade around 5:45AM on April 3, 2009 Around 5:45 this morning, the dogs shot out of our room like bullets barking like banchies.\u00a0 Wil got up to check it out and said that the ceiling fan in the office was rattling, so he turned it off.\u00a0 I got up […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-379","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-life-and-times","7":"category-picture-of-the-day","8":"h-entry","9":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-67","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":381,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions\/381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}