{"id":426,"date":"2009-04-20T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=426"},"modified":"2009-04-20T11:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-20T15:25:00","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-04-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-04-20\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-04-20"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>@lexandterry: I love Ass Masters! I broke the mold of typical woman listener, Denise <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1565830004\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@lexandterry: Go Dee!  Love from Denise and Titan <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1565528967\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @jackbauerfacts:Chuck Norris can drink a gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. Jack bauer doesn&#8217;t drink milk. Milk is for pussies.#<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1565300234\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@jackbauersbitch: Yes, what an asshole!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1565278677\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @jackbauerfacts: When Jack Bauer masturbates, all the women within a 12 mile radius instantly have screaming orgasms. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1565221149\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Braves win for a change!! Rays lost their asses.   Damn! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1560414559\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @jackbauerfacts:A  &#8220;Bauer movement&#8221; is when you shit your pants after Jack Bauer shows up at your door. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1560354101\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer got a cat and named it chuck norris, because it was a pussy #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1560340100\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@SteveWolfFM: Good to see you posting.  Glad Bianca is doing good. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1560158087\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @FunnyJoker:A headline today read &#8220;Economy &#8216;no longer in free fall'&#8221; That&#8217;s because it&#8217;s hit the fucking ground. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1559352201\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>New song lyrics for 04\/19\/2009: 3 Doors Down &#8211; Citizen Soldier  <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cchv9c\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cchv9c<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1559280232\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@lexandterry: I love Ass Masters! I broke the mold of typical woman listener, Denise # @lexandterry: Go Dee! Love from Denise and Titan # RT @jackbauerfacts:Chuck Norris can drink a gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. Jack bauer doesn&#8217;t drink milk. Milk is for pussies.#24 # @jackbauersbitch: Yes, what an asshole!!! # RT @jackbauerfacts: When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-426","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-twitter","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-6S","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}