{"id":456,"date":"2009-05-03T21:03:02","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T01:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=456"},"modified":"2009-05-03T21:03:02","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T01:03:02","slug":"pharmacology-generic-viagra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/pharmacology-generic-viagra\/","title":{"rendered":"Pharmacology: Generic Viagra"},"content":{"rendered":"

My friend, E, passed this to me today.\u00a0 I think you’ll enjoy this bit of Sunday humor:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span>Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n


\nPfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff drink’. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.\u00a0<\/span>
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\nThought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.\u00a0<\/span>
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\nIf you don’t send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world!<\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Until next time…<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My friend, E, passed this to me today.\u00a0 I think you’ll enjoy this bit of Sunday humor: In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of\u00a0Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.\u00a0 The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-456","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-humorous-side-of-life","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-7m","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":457,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions\/457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}