{"id":538,"date":"2009-07-31T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=538"},"modified":"2009-07-31T11:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T15:25:00","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-07-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-07-31\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-07-31"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>My Daily Twittascope &#8211; As hard as it sounds, you really shouldn&#8217;t trust your senses today, for they may mislead you&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/2947252408\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WOOHOO!  Jake sent a mucous message at 7PM to say he is happy to be ass. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/2940527704\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer doesn&#8217;t get an erection, he sets up a perimeter in his pants. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/2940157295\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Playing with phones and netbooks ib Wil&#8217;s hospital room; his pain is much better. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/2936998379\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>arush: Sitting in Wil&#8217;s hospital room, listening to Don on the Legend. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/2935355742\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@djc500: I left you a Legend voice mail. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/2934553889\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer was actually named after the verb of the same name; i.e. to Jack Bauer someone&#8217;s ass. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/2934182382\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Daily Twittascope &#8211; As hard as it sounds, you really shouldn&#8217;t trust your senses today, for they may mislead you&#8230; http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq # WOOHOO! Jake sent a mucous message at 7PM to say he is happy to be ass. # jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer doesn&#8217;t get an erection, he sets up a perimeter in his pants. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-538","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-twitter","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-8G","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}