{"id":539,"date":"2009-08-01T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=539"},"modified":"2009-08-01T11:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T15:25:00","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-08-01","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-08-01\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-08-01"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Woohoo!  What a party!  I kept my shananigans to the back porch. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3067785341\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My Daily Twittascope &#8211; You are feeling the stresses and strains of an emotional conflict that can almost reach an e&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3066874122\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>thinlizzy159: Shots for wil&#8217;s ndw shit socket! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3063785349\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@nishu70:  good one!  We&#8217;re into the beer here. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3061154853\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer has had sex with every woman in the world, including Chuck Norris. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3060606452\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@wiljames: do they have any duct tape? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3060553111\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wil&#8217;s burning question<br \/>\n:  Will I ever fart again? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3058336508\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WilJames: Sat in the chair for half an hour this morning. Still connected to all sorts of tubes. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3058065758\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WilJames: Yay, just got the ng tube taken out. Two more to go. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3058038523\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>JackFacts24: Jack Bauer doesn&#8217;t have a cigarette after sex. He has sex again. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3056213499\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer has not lost his virginity. Jack Bauer has not lost one thing in his life. Ever. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3055973711\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woohoo! What a party! I kept my shananigans to the back porch. # My Daily Twittascope &#8211; You are feeling the stresses and strains of an emotional conflict that can almost reach an e&#8230; http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq # thinlizzy159: Shots for wil&#8217;s ndw shit socket! # @nishu70: good one! We&#8217;re into the beer here. # jackbauerfacts: Jack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-539","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-twitter","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-8H","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}