{"id":541,"date":"2009-08-03T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=541"},"modified":"2009-08-03T11:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-03T15:25:00","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-08-03","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-08-03\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-08-03"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>@wiljames:  Have you made your first poopie yet? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3106341260\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>thinlizzy159: Mondays suck&#8230;specially this one!\n<p>Tip: Reply with &#8216;leave thinlizzy159&#8217; to turn off updates from this person. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3106165544\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>JackFacts24: Jack Bauer once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3106136070\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>arush: Heat index correction: 108, not 105. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3105511462\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>John and the dogs are sharing some type of bug.  Very shitty!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3105449493\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Max misses Daddy; but didn&#8217;t shit out of spite yesterday. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3105417184\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WilJames: @msippi- That is just our fucking luck. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3105374767\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>arush: Car won&#8217;t go in reverse and the back lights are out. Heat index is already 105. Welcome to Monday, everyone! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3105365312\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Theresa&#8217;s car won&#8217;t go into reverse; it must go to the shop.  SUX!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3105206467\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WilJames: Tpn is cut back, tubes will be taken out, dressings cleaned and changed, and resuming normal medication. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3104469210\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My Daily Twittascope &#8211; You could be stressing about work now as unstable Uranus aspects the Sun in performance cons&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3100485492\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>jackbauerfacts: A &#8220;Bauer movement&#8221; is when you shit your pants after Jack Bauer shows up at your door. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3096498665\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@wiljames:  He shit before Theeresa called.  I guess he was pissed because I left. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3096116467\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Max misses Daddy.  He shit the rug while I was gone today. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3095895640\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wil&#8217;s Gatorade has arrived. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3090169566\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@wiljames: Have you made your first poopie yet? # thinlizzy159: Mondays suck&#8230;specially this one! Tip: Reply with &#8216;leave thinlizzy159&#8217; to turn off updates from this person. # JackFacts24: Jack Bauer once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. #24 # arush: Heat index correction: 108, not 105. # John and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-541","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-twitter","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-8J","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}