{"id":548,"date":"2009-08-11T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=548"},"modified":"2009-08-11T11:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T15:25:00","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-08-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-08-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-08-11"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>@thinlizzy159: Damn!  We&#8217;ll have to look out here cuz I; waiting on you. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3248647027\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@thinlizy159: I gotta pee too.  I love Skittles, especially the blue packs. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3248576970\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>JackFacts24: Kids don&#8217;t go to Jack Bauer&#8217;s house on Halloween because he only hands out cans of whoop-ass. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3248517309\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@jesicatrask:  a new netbook.  LOL! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3248438138\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@arush:  They better not piss or shit while we&#8217;re gone. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3248383602\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@thinlizzy159: SC bones in Columbia velieved Civil War hospital amputations. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3248296858\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@wiljames: NO!!!  You can&#8217;t have one! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3248055295\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>JackFacts24: When Pres. Palmer started doing Allstate adverts, it took 43 takes before he could stop saying, &#8220;You&#8217;re in good hands with  &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3247973114\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Waiting while Theresa goes to the gate with Amanda. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3247962456\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>thinlizzy159: rt JackFacts24Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3231147426\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@thinlizzy159: Damn! We&#8217;ll have to look out here cuz I; waiting on you. # @thinlizy159: I gotta pee too. I love Skittles, especially the blue packs. # JackFacts24: Kids don&#8217;t go to Jack Bauer&#8217;s house on Halloween because he only hands out cans of whoop-ass. #24 # @jesicatrask: a new netbook. LOL! # @arush: They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-548","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-twitter","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-8Q","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}