{"id":551,"date":"2009-08-14T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=551"},"modified":"2009-08-14T11:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T15:25:00","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-08-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-08-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-08-14"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>@arush:  LOL!  That&#8217;s what happens when you get up before the rooster crows. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3305902640\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3305824301\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You are driven to shine professionally now. You are often cont&#8230; More for Scorpio <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3304078122\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer does not solve riddles &#8211; he tortures the guy who wrote them for half and hour until he gives up the answer #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3302051557\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The female Yankees announcer just queefed, or something resulting in an&#8217;excuse me&#8217;. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3301884854\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ehe Yankees have loosed a mega can of woop ass in Seattle. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3301644626\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@ryanrain:  Yes, they&#8217;re getting theur asses handed to them. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3301437225\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>jackbauerfacts: When Jack Bauer is around Chuck Norris Pee&#8217;s sitting Down #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3299426993\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>thinlizzy159: Jack Bauer ate Michael Vick &#38; let the pit bulls have the leftovers! #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2324\">24<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3298619753\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@wiljames:  Does anyone know how to reach the folks who made Jimmy Hoffa disappear?  Michael Vick needs the same. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3298577627\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Michael Vick: Sports role model for children?  Thibgs have definitely gone to HELL! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3298441957\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>thinlizzy159: FWD: &#8230;..his wife pisses him off &#38; it&#8217;s against the law to kill her! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3298383521\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>thinlizzy159: How in the hell can one neighbor fill a 500 gallon garbage can in one hour? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3298066539\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wings and fries from Good Fellas.  Yummm!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/3294877989\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@arush: LOL! That&#8217;s what happens when you get up before the rooster crows. # jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. #24 # You are driven to shine professionally now. You are often cont&#8230; More for Scorpio http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq # jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer does not solve riddles &#8211; he tortures [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-551","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-twitter","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-8T","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}