{"id":627,"date":"2009-10-29T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=627"},"modified":"2009-10-29T11:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T15:25:00","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-10-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-10-29\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-10-29"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>RT @FunnyJoker: You blokes with your messy ejaculations. You really get on my tits! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5258854050\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @FunnyJoker: To ruin the Michael Jackson film for everyone &#8211; He dies at the end. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5258454522\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/djc500\">djc500<\/a> Good morning Great One! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/djc500\/statuses\/5258015325\">in reply to djc500<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5258385279\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @isfullofcrap: Some people see pink elephants when they are drunk. I see them when I am sober. Which explains why I drink, yes? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5258302416\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/terryjaymes\">terryjaymes<\/a> Tried to call with l&#38;t trivia ; was told by Sarah to email Peter as he was busy.  Not impressed. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5257794716\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You could be so angry with someone today that you don&#8217;t even k&#8230; More for Scorpio <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/14DAKq<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5253975071\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WOO HOO!  Lee pitched agreat game!  6 to 1. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5249966973\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>OSUM!!  A 6 to nothing giant can of woop ass! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5249713744\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>4 to zip, Phillys are stomping a mud hole in the Yankees ass. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5249166499\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @brooksbayne: &#8220;everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face.&#8221; &#8211; mike tyson <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5248465073\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Liamerven\">Liamerven<\/a> He lost his colon after years of trying to shit a gold brick.  It&#8217;s my wifely duty to fart for him. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Liamerven\/statuses\/5248116154\">in reply to Liamerven<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5248396310\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WilJames\">WilJames<\/a> Yes, but brocoli produces the best natural gas.  Who needs.propane? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WilJames\/statuses\/5247961717\">in reply to WilJames<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5248089152\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a bad sign to see Yankees throwing tantrums in the first game.   Waaaaa! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5248009041\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Liamerven\">Liamerven<\/a> Kinky! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Liamerven\/statuses\/5247741565\">in reply to Liamerven<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5247911914\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Shit! Shit!  Baby Boo tantrum Geter got a hit. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5247848536\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>2 Philly home runs so far.  Kick ass!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5247486155\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WOO Hoo!  Double play after all abd now inning over. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5247306997\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Fuckin umpires!  They&#8217;re as blind as we are!  Get a dog. asshole! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5247230813\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @FunnyJoker: I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5246987815\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WilJames\">WilJames<\/a> Ha Ha Ha Mr. Tweet! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WilJames\/statuses\/5246845398\">in reply to WilJames<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5246935898\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @FunnyJoker: Girls, if you really want your man to notice your make up, smear it all over your tits \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5246886955\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @FunnyJoker: There is nothing so overrated as a bad fuck, and nothing so underrated as a good shit\u2026\u2026 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5246846624\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/chrisreagan\">chrisreagan<\/a> Sweet!  That&#8217;s great! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/chrisreagan\/statuses\/5242336912\">in reply to chrisreagan<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5246614564\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Titan killed awoobie.  There are stuffed dog toy guts all over the living room.  How do they get so much stuffing in those things? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5246547149\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Liamerven\">Liamerven<\/a> No, bad Liam!  Go Phillies! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Liamerven\/statuses\/5246055707\">in reply to Liamerven<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5246146737\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/arush\">arush<\/a> Next semester is going to kick our asses too with 15 hours. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/arush\/statuses\/5243591217\">in reply to arush<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/5246082039\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @FunnyJoker: You blokes with your messy ejaculations. You really get on my tits! # RT @FunnyJoker: To ruin the Michael Jackson film for everyone &#8211; He dies at the end. # @djc500 Good morning Great One! in reply to djc500 # RT @isfullofcrap: Some people see pink elephants when they are drunk. 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