{"id":645,"date":"2009-12-28T10:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=645"},"modified":"2009-12-28T10:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T14:25:00","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-12-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-12-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-12-28"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/djc500\">djc500<\/a> Don&#8217;t forget mine.  Love you! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7107232057\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Theresa is cooking up a big pot of chilli for our cool FL.  The house will be full of the flatulant spirit. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7106635710\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@djc500. Is Denise by Randy and the Rainbows in your countdown? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7106349945\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/arush\">arush<\/a>  What about the organ and skin flute <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/arush\/statuses\/7105277132\">in reply to arush<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7105431001\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@djc500. How about Good Morning Starshine by Oliver. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7105378007\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WilJames\">WilJames<\/a> That was directed at Princess Pussy Muscle Clencher, right? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WilJames\/statuses\/7104244243\">in reply to WilJames<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7104624193\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/toonheadAs\">toonheadAs<\/a> long as you arrived safely is all that matters. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7104520025\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @isfullofcrap: I guess the Hallmark Channel keeps playing &#8220;Christmas Favorites&#8221; so bulimics can vomit up their holiday meals. Ugh. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7104110242\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/BlindTwit\">BlindTwit<\/a>  Better pray you don&#8217;t get a tummy ache.  A new form of terrorism &#8211; methane.  LOL! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/BlindTwit\/statuses\/7093781747\">in reply to BlindTwit<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7100957222\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @WilJames: Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7100853334\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @tspot69: Man who goes through turnstile sideways is going to ban cock! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7100803112\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wow! You can&#8217;t take a shit on a plane without being suspected of terrorism.  Rwmove the door and shit for all to see. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/7100792034\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@djc500 Don&#8217;t forget mine. Love you! # Theresa is cooking up a big pot of chilli for our cool FL. The house will be full of the flatulant spirit. # @djc500. Is Denise by Randy and the Rainbows in your countdown? # @arush What about the organ and skin flute in reply to arush # [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-645","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-twitter","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-ap","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}