{"id":78,"date":"2009-01-06T23:59:59","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T03:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/?p=78"},"modified":"2009-01-06T23:59:59","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T03:59:59","slug":"twitter-updates-for-2009-01-06","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/twitter-updates-for-2009-01-06\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Updates for 2009-01-06"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>@24Fans:  I can&#8217;t wait!!!  Awesome!!!  Get the beer ready!!!!  NOW!!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1098567181\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Nice buzz!  Great wings and fries!  Practicing for &#8217;24&#8217; and counting down the days!!!  Stock up on the beer!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1098570599\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames: Free condoms at the health department.  You&#8217;ll have more success on the corner than me.  Lick it up buddy!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1098587980\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames:  No!  I&#8217;m too fat right now!  I would traumatize the good prospects.  I&#8217;m sure your slender body would make a better impression. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1098618176\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@24Fans: 2 women in trailer &#8211; president is pretty tight lipped (0lder) FBI agent &#8211; no yawn, I imagine a tent might be pitched however. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1098629513\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@WilJames:  You&#8217;re biassed!  I do have a mouth that I can round rather well.  Maybe I can do the 900 number instead.  $9.95 a minute baby!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1098636652\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wil is across the room dozing in his computer chair.  Now, who can hold their beer better?  LOL!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1098689591\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Up and out the door; Wil&#8217;s last visit to surgeon today; KFC, Walgreens, and a good walk. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1099427757\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>5 more days till season 7!  Hot as hell &#8211; 79.2, feels like 81!  Wil is released from surgeon&#8217;s care.  Yippeee!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/msippi\/statuses\/1100172555\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"aktt_credit\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/alexking.org\/projects\/wordpress\">Twitter Tools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@24Fans: I can&#8217;t wait!!! Awesome!!! Get the beer ready!!!! NOW!!!! # Nice buzz! Great wings and fries! Practicing for &#8217;24&#8217; and counting down the days!!! Stock up on the beer!!! # @WilJames: Free condoms at the health department. You&#8217;ll have more success on the corner than me. Lick it up buddy!!! # @WilJames: No! I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-twitter","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Dh6V-1g","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilanddenise.com\/jobina\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}