• @lexandterry: I love Ass Masters! I broke the mold of typical woman listener, Denise #
  • @lexandterry: Go Dee! Love from Denise and Titan #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts:Chuck Norris can drink a gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. Jack bauer doesn’t drink milk. Milk is for pussies.#24 #
  • @jackbauersbitch: Yes, what an asshole!!! #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts: When Jack Bauer masturbates, all the women within a 12 mile radius instantly have screaming orgasms. #24 #
  • Braves win for a change!! Rays lost their asses. Damn! #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts:A “Bauer movement” is when you shit your pants after Jack Bauer shows up at your door. #24 #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer got a cat and named it chuck norris, because it was a pussy #24 #
  • @SteveWolfFM: Good to see you posting. Glad Bianca is doing good. #
  • RT @FunnyJoker:A headline today read “Economy ‘no longer in free fall'” That’s because it’s hit the fucking ground. #
  • New song lyrics for 04/19/2009: 3 Doors Down – Citizen Soldier http://tinyurl.com/cchv9c #

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